cool trip up big cottonwood.

Hey all,
Matt and myself went up to Alta tonight to grab some sweet shots of the 36 inches and counting they got! Pics on the photobucket account under albums, named big cottonwood with matt in snow. we met some peeps from NH who were on vacation. also watched a chevy tow a jeep out. never thought I'd see the day! I have to shoot tomorrow am at 5:45am then do a regular shift... I hate football... lol
love life and keep smiling.
Max

7-12 inches for christmas... i'm bent over at the hips!

Hey friends,
This year I thought I'd start a new tradition! NO I'm not gonna bend over on the street corner.. although, it was a thought. I just don't need that kind of attention right now! I have decided to start a digital letter!you know, kind of like those annoying letters you get in the mail only way, way fucking cooler! Just a little splash of max for the holidays! I KNOW.. HOW EXCITING... ISN'T IT??? The answer is yes! Bitch. so here goes! oh and this is not for children.. its intended for mature adults only!


Dear friends:

Now that Dolly Parton and her luscious set of tits, have wished ME a merry Christmas, and the US military is tracking Santa, we can all rest still and praise Jesus for he was born on this orgasmic day! I know I praise him.. THANK YA JESUS. can I get a hell ya? Sorry had to throw some form of Jesus into this letter! After all, if not for him, we would just be buying way to many gifts that we can't afford for no reason... Why don't we give to the church? oh ya thats right...Sorry random question thrown in there..

Anyway I've received many gifts this past year. an avalanche beacon, meant to save my life when I'm stupid, a 9 inch "toy..." I'm sorry but who thinks that 9 inches is really a toy??? 9 inches is no toy what so ever... its a weapon... I've met new friends this year which i am totally appreciative of. I have realized the true meaning of appreciation this year after all i still have a job, which I enjoy!

I love where I live! The people are way fucked in the head especially the gay Mormon ones.. But, I have the mountains, and y'all know how I love me some mtns! I went on vacation this year! A Real one!! 4 days in San Fransisco. Ending in a big leather fetish festival.. by accident... accident... yes! Maybe it was a sign from Jesus who knows. The clean pics are on my photobucket acct. the dirty ones are not up anywhere.. thinking about putting them on the xtube acct. I tried to make a dvd but the demand was to great and my photobucket acct. would have been deleted because of the xxx pics i would have posted... I know how sad is that. but if you really want to see them come to slc and take a peak..

Well folks The Sound of Music sing-a-long is starting and my laderhosen are riding up my ass again so I must go now.. But before I go I'll leave you with my wishes/resolutions for the new year!
1.) Stop saying fuck so god damn much
2.) Volunteer (This is my real contribution to society for the year. I say everyone should volunteer for an organization that helps other people or themselves. It will make you feel good when you do)
3.) love life and keep smiling.

Max!
keep up to date on all of Max's blogs and photos:
www.maxcalise.blogspot.com
www.photobucket.com/maxcalise

new stuff

hey all,
So me being the non tv watcher... i have a new favorite network. In salt lake its a nbc 5.02 a digital channel. its called nbc universal sports. (nbc us) i know what your saying.. you ...sports.. what.. ya i know but this is good sports.. like skiing and xc skiing and bob sledding.. cool sports.. no basketball bullshit. i know its amazing. you all should watch.. thats all i'm saying.

also get rid of internet explorer. It allows some websites access to your personal pin numbers and passwords. It was released a week ago. so after talking with some major computer nerds I have started using firefox. and love it. highly recommend.

thats all i got! love life and keep smiling.

max

p.s. nika i've been trying to get a hold of you but i think I have the wrong number... e-mail me
maxcalise@yahoo.com

rufus rufus rufus does JUDY JUDY JUDY

HI ALL,
Watching the DVD that should explain the title. Rent it, It's worth it. Anyway. how is everyone? I always ask this and no one ever responds... I'm starting to wonder if anyone really reads these blogs. either way really.

Life is going. I'm on a major body overhaul. I'm sick of being so fat so... eating less and working out more. Hoping this will change my body into a more healthy machine. I don't know why I care so much but, I figure I've been abusing my body for to long.

That's about all that's new in the life of max.
hope all is well, keep smiling and love life
max

hi all.
long time and a world of emotions all the way around! Life is being good right now! The mother is is under tremendous stress recovering from her surgery last friday. That being said today is a good thing. She finally, after not eating for the past week, has started to eat solid foods. woo hoo.

I don't know what else to say. feel free to talk.. I have nothing major to say. life moves, and so do I!

love life and keep smiling!
Max